Dive at 2:00 a.m. - September 9,2025

[Posted： 2025/09/09]

Fueled by the 2 A.M. high-tension brainwaves, Kazuhiro Tanaka's wild imagination exploded?and now, in the cold light of sanity, he's writing it down raw! Yes, even the embarrassing stuff. No shame!!

The September 9, 2025 2:00 A.M. thought? …Convenience stores.

So like?onigiri (rice balls) at the convenience store?

They cost literally double what they did three years ago.

I bought two and it came out to like 500 yen. FIVE. HUNDRED. YEN.

And then it hit me?

Isn't this the same vibe as those towns near the final boss in JRPGs?

You know how healing herbs cost 8G in the first village,

but then shoot up to like 30G in the Volcano of Death right before the final dungeon?

How did those townsfolk even live with those prices?

Wait.

What if... today's convenience store prices are final boss town prices?

That would mean… the Final Boss is somewhere near Japan RIGHT NOW.

Think about it. Final Boss towns are always named stuff like “Death-This” or “Hell-That.”

They're always hot. Volcanic. Flaming.

Japan's summer right now? Insanely hot.

So yeah?totally tracks.

Who is the Final Boss though?

And how many times will they transform?

Kazuhiro Tanaka's 7:00 A.M. Comment ? September 9, 2025

Honestly… considering the state of the world, there's probably someone out there who qualifies.