Dive at 2:00 a.m. - September 11,2025

[Posted： 2025/09/11]

In the chaotic high of 2 A.M. brainwaves,here comes yet another uncensored brain leak from Kazuhiro Tanaka! Even if shame exists?nah,we're writing it anyway!!

The 2 A.M. delusion of September 11? A follow-up to last night's bit about job resignation services.

So here's the thought:

What if resignation agencies become so mainstream that even contacting a resignation agency becomes too much?

You know what that means?we'd need a Resignation Proxy Proxy.

A service to call the service that calls your boss to say “I quit.”

And once that becomes standard?

You guessed it?Resignation Proxy Proxy Proxy.

And on it goes.

“Dude,even hiring a guy to hire a guy to resign for me is too much!”

→ Enter the Resignation Proxy x4.

Soon it's like summoning a Russian nesting doll of burnout.

But here's the thing:

Annoying stuff is kind of a form of leisure.

Take camping,for example.

You cook in the wild with no stove,sleep in a bag less comfy than a hotel bed.

That's peak inconvenience.

Hotels are way easier. Room service. Warm beds. No raccoons.

But here's the twist?camping is fun.

Because you don't have to do it.

Back in the day,living in a tent was life. It wasn't called camping. It was called “trying not to die.”

That's why humans invented cities.

So when something goes from “survival necessity” to “optional hobby,” it becomes fun.

Same for marathons. Same for games.

Even horror games?fun only if you're not actually cursed IRL.

So what happens if resignation services become so normal you don't have to quit jobs yourself?

Boom: Quitting becomes a hobby.

You get a job just to quit it.

Wait a few weeks. Then?bam?Resignation Time!

But you don't wanna mess with good companies. No sir.

So you apply to a hell-tier black company for fun.

Get screamed at by a power-tripping boss. Endure a few “motivational beatings.”

Then unleash the hobby-grade resignation!

Extreme Resignation™.

Kazuhiro Tanaka's Morning Comment ? Sept. 11,2025

If they ever make a movie called

“EXTREME RESIGNATION: The Final Showdown with Black Company”

I am absolutely watching that.

Extreme Resignation faces off against the Four Horsemen of Corporate Abuse.

He's down on one knee after a devastating blow from Power Harassment King.

But then he shouts:

“You think you've beaten me?!

That was just my Resignation Proxy.

The real me… is right here.”

“NANI?!”

Coming soon to a theater near you. Or your nearest HR nightmare.