Dive at 2:00 a.m. - September 16,2025

[Posted： 2025/09/16]

2AM. Running on pure chaos energy. What follows is a raw,unfiltered brain dump from the depths of Kazuhiro Tanaka's overcooked imagination. No shame. No editing. Just madness.

Tonight's 2AM delusion (Sept 16,2025): DRAGON BALL.

Dear fellow Dragon Ball fans,

Let me be clear?I'm one of you.

I started reading Dragon Ball in second grade.

Followed it all the way to the end,real-time,every issue of Jump.

Bought all the comics. Played every game?Famicom,Super Famicom,PS1,PS2,PS3,PS4,now on Steam... I'm still playing.

Of course we love the characters.

So tell me?who's your favorite?

Vegito? Gogeta? …Powerhouses are sexy,right?

Piccolo? Frieza? Maybe Cell? …Not just strength?personality matters too.

But me? Who's my favorite?

No doubt about it. Android 18.

Why?

Because. She. Is. Cute.

Straight up,I think Dr. Gero was a genius.

He created Android 18. Case closed.

And then he gave us Android 21 too!

Honestly,if Dr. Gero had ditched that whole “Destroy Goku” nonsense and focused on global economic domination instead… Earth would've fallen in,like,a week.

I mean,imagine mass-producing androids at the same level as 18 and 21.

The idol industry? Figurine manufacturers? They'd be on their knees.

The entire world would be worshipping at the altar of Emperor Gero.

Sure,I get it?Android 18 and 21 are based on actual human bodies,so perfect clones are hard.

You still need raw materials. A body. A soul. You know,the usual.

But still,if Gero had dumped all that Cell-project budget and brainpower into launching GeroTech™ instead… history would be different.

Oh,Gero…

You were hustling in the wrong direction.

Forget Goku.

You should've taken over the world through sheer market demand.

What a waste.

What a heartbreaking,adorable,perfect-waste-of-a-life!

Kazuhiro Tanaka's Comment,2AM ? Sept 16,2025

This,my friends,is a textbook case of tragic misalignment between personal genius and societal expectations.

Rest in innovation,Dr. Gero. Forever in our hearts.