Dive at 2:00 a.m. - September 22,2025

[Posted： 2025/09/22]

2AM Brainstorm from Kazuhiro Tanaka:

The Royal Flush Edition ? A King's True Power Lies in His Poop?!

At exactly 2AM on September 22,2025,I,Kazuhiro Tanaka,experienced yet another surge of high-octane delusion.

Now that I've returned to Earth (sort of),I shall write it down as-is.

Even if it's embarrassing.

ESPECIALLY if it's embarrassing.

So… today's 2AM brain blast was about “Kings.”

Let's be real?when it comes to kings,it's all about authority.

And “authority” is really just a fancy word for “looking important.”

Lose that air of importance,and poof?your throne is up for grabs.

History is full of fallen kings whose vibe just… crumbled.

And in today's world? That “regal aura” is surprisingly fragile.

What if the king's poop smells awful?

Like,what if that somehow got out?

Suddenly,palace gossip is like:

“Yo,did you hear? The king's crap is NASTY.”

Next thing you know,his political rival stands up in parliament like:

“Your Majesty,the people have questions. Are you flushing,or… simply wafting?”

Then comes the power play:

“Unlike our current monarch,my poop bears no odor. Clearly,I am the more suitable heir to the throne!”

BUT WAIT.

Let's take a breath.

What if smelly poop is actually a sign of strength?

A sign of life-force?!

Let's retcon this. Picture it:

“Duke Mushudorf may emit no scent… but that's because he is ill and fading. The great General Stinkus the Mighty once slew 100 enemies with the smell of his glorious dump alone! If anything,the king's monstrous bowel bouquet is proof he is the one true ruler!”

Yeah.

That's where my 2AM brain went.

Comment from Kazuhiro Tanaka (Morning of Sep 22,2025):

Still though…

When you're sitting on the toilet and your own poop smells absolutely foul…

It kinda ruins your morning.

You start seriously wondering:

“Should I… go see a doctor?”