Dive at 2:00 a.m. - November 10,2025

[Posted： 2025/11/10]

At 2AM, in a sugar-fueled frenzy, I?Kazuhiro Tanaka?wrote down the wild thoughts that floated through my head.

Now, in the cold light of morning, I present them to you, raw and unedited. Shame be damned!!

Topic of the Night: Ghost Poop

Let's talk toilets.

They're classic ghost territory, right?

Kids get scared of going to the bathroom at night because they think ghosts hang out there.

Which logically means… ghosts probably poop.

I mean, why else would they haunt bathrooms?

You're not gonna walk into the john just to chill, are you?

Unless you're cleaning.

Or putting on makeup.

But have you ever seen a ghost scrubbing the toilet or checking their contour in the mirror?

Exactly.

So let's get this straight:

The number one reason to go into a bathroom is to go.

Therefore, ghosts in bathrooms are probably there to go as well.

Which means?brace yourself?ghosts poop.

We've established that.

But now I face a terrifying metaphysical dilemma:

Is ghost poop… also a ghost?

I mean, a ghost is made of ghost-stuff, right? Astral ectoplasmic energy or whatever.

So anything that comes out of a ghost should be, well, ghostly too.

Which means ghost poop is actually… a ghost of poop.

Let that sink in.

But wait, wait?there's another theory.

You know those spooky cab ride stories?

Where a ghost passenger disappears mid-ride and the driver finds the back seat mysteriously soaked?

That's often physical liquid. The driver sees it, wipes it, it stains.

So ghost bodily fluids might be real-world objects?

Which means maybe ghost poop isn't ghostly at all.

Maybe it's… physical.

Tangible. Touchable. Tread-on-able.

I don't know anymore.

Is ghost poop an astral projection?

Or an earthly log of supernatural origin?

Either way, I'm definitely not sleeping tonight.

[Kazuhiro Tanaka's Morning Reflection ? November 10, 2025]

Stay up too late in winter and you'll catch a cold.

So quit thinking about dumb crap like this and just go take a crap and hit the sack.

And yes, in case you're wondering?my crap is 100% physical.